48-team league

Palat and Bernier headed to Newfoundland in exchange for Stolarz and Kubalik

1) Tampa Tapirs 2) Milwaukee Bucks 3) Orlando Penny Pinchers 4) New Jersey Swamp Dragons 5) Texas Outlaws 6) Chicago Bulls 7) Newfoundland Poot Merchants 8) Toronto Polar Bears 9) Mexico City Golden Eagles 10) London Knights 11) Rome Imperials 12) Hartford...

Mark Stone is headed to Buffalo in exchange for Matt Roy and T Moore.

Nicolas Paul had been elected as the GM of the Tapirs, but the 9-year old Nicolas German refused to give up the team. A compromised was reached, resulting in Milwaukee and Tampa swapping rosters and GMs. Both teams were 3-0, and only time will tell who the...

Jeff Skinner becomes the latest edition to the bison, along with ilya lyubushkin. Viktor Arvidson and Filip Zadina were sent to Shanghai in return. Zadina did not play a single game with Buffalo.

He's also gay and fat

Newfoundland sends Nedeljkovic and Zadina to Buffalo for Fiala and Quick.

Balls!

Read the title boneheads.

The London Knights are the latest to announce their GM, and have chosen Sim League legend Luca.

In a shocking move, the Tampa Tapirs have named a 9-year old as their GM. The team is off to a 3-0 start, and we'll see how this move affects their performance in the future.

The pinchers have announced their first GM in franchise history. This comes as they are off to a hot 3-0 start.