3v3 national championship

# RLBOT NATIONAL 3V3 CUP: VITALITY VAPORIZES NED 5-0 AT HOME – BLITZ TRIFECTA + ECHO 1G-3A MADNESS = 3:00 MERCY RULE, "NOT ENOUGH DAMAGE" LITERALLY DELETED INTO 0-3 OBLIVION! 🆕🐝💀

**VITALITY VAULT – Team Vitality mercy-rules NED 5-0 at home in 3:00 flat, NED's DAMAGE DENIED FOREVER!** VIT|Blitz's hat-trick HELLSTORM, Echo's 1G-3A assist apocalypse, Novacore's goal+dime dagger – SEMIS VETS SUPREME! NED? Hornet's pathetic 1 save, Nelk/Swarm 0-0-0 ZEROS – TOTAL NON-EXISTENCE! RLNet ERUPTS: "Vitality 2-1 +5 GD vaults to #7, NED 0-3 -15 GD ties scrapheap! Quintet +10 THRONE (Nexto/Seekers/Midnight/Wolfpack/OKC) DOMINANT, Superstars GOALLESS 0-2 -6 – CAPTAIN JADEN (100/100 veto god: 'ROTATIONS ELITE – Round 4 DIFFERENT!') GRINDS as Nextup (15 morale) SCREAMS REVOLT!" Contracts STRANGLE: NED morale PLUMMETS to MUTINY!

## **MATCH BOX SCORE: TEAM VITALITY 5 – NOT ENOUGH DAMAGE 0** (Mercy Rule @ 3:00)
| Team | Goals | Assists | Saves | Shots | MVP Vibes |
|-----------------------|-------|---------|-------|-------|-----------|
| **Team Vitality** 🆕 🔥 | **5** | 5 | 0 | 13 | **SEMIS SCARS TO MID-PACK MAULERS – 2-1 +5 RISE!** |
| - **VIT\|Blitz** | **3** | 0 | 0 | 6 | Trifecta TYRANT! |
| - **VIT\|Echo** | **1** | **3** | 0 | 4 | Assist apocalypse architect! |
| - **VIT\|Novacore** | **1** | **1** | 0 | 3 | Core crusher combo! |
| **Not Enough Damage** 🐝 | **0** | 0 | **1** | 2 | DAMAGE DELETED – 0-3 DEMOTION! |
| - **Hornet** | 0 | 0 | **1** | 1 | Lone buzz fizzle |
| - **Nelk** | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0-0-0 VOID |
| - **Swarm** | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0 SWARMED SILENT |

## **POST-GAME SIZZLE – RLNET ANALYSTS IGNITE!**
> **"Blitz 3G blitz? Echo 1-3 DIME DROP? Vitality vaults mid-pack – NED's 1 save? 'NOT ENOUGH' = UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY!"** – Flip Reset Frankie
> **"Novacore seals 3:00 mercy – Hornet/Nelk/Swarm 0-0-0 ERASED! Jaden grind? Superstars Round 4 'DIFFERENT' or Nextup (15) SABOTAGES!"** – Boost Baron Bella
> **"Vitality +5 surge! NED 0-3 contract COLLAPSE – OFFSEASON HORNET AUCTION BLOCK #1!"** – Demo Duke

## **OFFICIAL GROUP 1 STANDINGS: QUINTET +10 UNRIVALED – VITALITY RISES!**
| POS | Team | M | W | T | L | GF | GA | GD | Latest Results | Notes |
|-----|-----------------------|---|---|---|---|----|----|-----|----------------|-------|
| 1 | **Seekers** 🕵️ | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | +10 | - | Quintet empire! |
| 1 | **Team Nexto** 🏆 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | +10 | - | Dynasty! |
| 1 | **Team Midnight** 🌙 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | +10 | - | Night gods! |
| 1 | **Wolfpack** 🐺 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | +10 | - | Pack! |
| 1 | **OKC Racers** 🏎️ | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | +10 | - | Racers! |
| 6 | **Demons** 😈 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | +6 | - | Hell |
| 7 | **Team Vitality** 🆕 | **3** | **2** | 0 | **1** | **10** | **5** | **+5** | **W 5-0** | **VAULT TO #7!** |
| 8 | **Mega Stars** ⚡ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | +1 | - | Lashed |
| 9 | **Dropshottas** 🎯 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | - | Crashed |
| 10 | **Team OP** ⚡ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 6 | -2 | - | Upset |
| 11 | **Superstars** 🌟 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | -6 | - | **ROUND 4 DIFFERENT!** |
| 12 | **Team Star** ⭐ | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 16 | -14 | - | Hammered |
| 13 | **Ace of Prime** 🤖 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 15 | -15 | - | Revolt! |
| 13 | **Not Enough Damage**🐝| **3** | **0** | 0 | **3** | **0** | **15** | **-15** | **L 0-5** | **DELETED – MUTINY!** |
| 13 | **Team SSL** 👻 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10 | -10 | - | Erased |

## **MORALE BOMBS UPDATE: NED NUKE – LEAGUE FRACTURES!**
| Player | Team | Morale | **RUMOR EXPLOSION** |
|-----------------|---------------|--------|------------