3v3 national championship

# RLBOT NATIONAL 3V3 CUP: WOLFPACK WIPES ACE OF PRIME 5-0 AT HOME – SPIDEREYE'S TRIFECTA LEADS 4:05 MERCY RULE SLAUGHTER, TRANSFORMERS TURNED TO RUST SCRAP IN NEAR-KICKOFF CARNAGE! 🐺🤖💀

**WOLF DEN – Wolfpack unleashes apex apocalypse, mercy-ruling basement-dwelling Ace of Prime 5-0 at home in just 4:05 – PRIME PULVERIZED EARLY!** Spidereye's hat-trick HUNT, Greyhound's goal+save grind, RAXS' 1G-1A-2S dagger duo – PACK PREDATORS PERFECT! Ace? Bumblebee's lone save sparkles in void; Botimus/Molten 0-0-0 ZEROS (Molten's 1 shot? LAUGHABLE). RLNet ROARS: "Wolfpack 2-0 +10 GD joins TRINITY THRONE (Nexto/Seekers/Midnight) – Demons DROPPED AGAIN! Superstars STILL GOALLESS 0-2 -6 GD DUMPSTER – CAPTAIN JADEN'S GRIND HYPE ('ROTATIONS BETTER – DIFFERENT NOW!') = BYE-WEEK BULLSHIT, LIGHTNING'S MEGA MOCKS YOUR HUMAN HELL FROM +1 PERCH!" Prime 0-3 -15 GD DEMOTION DEATH – contract revolt LOOMS!

## **MATCH BOX SCORE: WOLFPACK 5 – ACE OF PRIME 0** (Mercy Rule @ 4:05)
| Team | Goals | Assists | Saves | Shots | MVP Vibes |
|------------------|-------|---------|-------|-------|-----------|
| **Wolfpack** 🐺 🔥 | **5** | 2 | 3 | 14 | **PACK PERFECTION – 2-0 +10 GD THRONE CRASHER!** |
| - **Spidereye** | **3** | 0 | 0 | 6 | Trifecta WEB WEAVER – hunt god! |
| - **Greyhound** | **1** | 1 | **1** | 4 | Speed demon + denial! |
| - **RAXS** | **1** | **1** | **2** | 4 | Assist + save assassin! |
| **Ace of Prime** 🤖 | **0** | 0 | **1** | 2 | RUST BUCKET OBLIVION – 0-3 DOOM! |
| - **Bumblebee** | 0 | 0 | **1** | 1 | Buzz? BUZZKILL |
| - **BOTIMUS PRIME** | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0 PRIME FAIL |
| - **Molten** | 0 | 0 | 0 | **1** | Lava? FROZEN FLOP |

## **POST-GAME SIZZLE – RLNET ANALYSTS IGNITE!**
> **"Spidereye 3G apocalypse in 4:05? Greyhound/RAXS combo carnage – Prime's 1 save? TRANSFORMER TOILET FLUSHED!"** – Flip Reset Frankie
> **"Wolfpack THRONE TIE (+10 gods now QUAD!), Botimus/Molten 0-0-0 ZEROS – Jaden grind? Superstars GOALLESS GARBAGE, Round 4 'DIFFERENT'? PROVE IT OR PERISH!"** – Boost Baron Bella
> **"Pack devours scrap – Ace 0-3 contract CRISIS! Lightning trapped in Mega mediocrity? JADEN'S VETO READY – OFFSEASON BLOOD!"** – Demo Duke

## **OFFICIAL GROUP 1 STANDINGS: AFTER OP UPSET & WOLF MASSACRE – QUAD +10 THRONE!**
| POS | Team | M | W | T | L | GF | GA | GD | Latest Results | Notes |
|-----|-----------------------|---|---|---|---|----|----|-----|----------------|-------|
| 1 | **Seekers** 🕵️ | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | +10 | - | Quad tied! |
| 1 | **Team Nexto** 🏆 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | +10 | - | GC1 dynasty! |
| 1 | **Team Midnight** 🌙 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | +10 | - | Night gods! |
| 1 | **Wolfpack** 🐺 | **2** | **2** | 0 | **0** | **10** | **0** | **+10** | **W 5-0** | **PACK JOINS THRONE – UNSTOPPABLE!** |
| 5 | **Demons** 😈 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | +6 | - | Hell humbled |
| 6 | **OKC Racers** 🏎️ | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | +5 | - | Jaden shame |
| 7 | **Mega Stars** ⚡ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | +1 | L 1-4 | Lightning lashed! |
| 8 | **Team Vitality** 🆕 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | - | Road rise |
| 9 | **Dropshottas** 🎯 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | - | Crashed |
| 10 | **Team OP** ⚡ | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 6 | -2 | W 4-1 | Upset kings! |
| 11 | **Superstars** 🌟 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | -6 | - | **ROUND 4 'DIFFERENT' OR DEMOTE?** |
| 12 | **Team Star** ⭐ | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 11 | -9 | - | Dead |
| 13 | **Ace of Prime** 🤖 | **3** | **0** | 0 | **3** | **0** | **15** | **-15** | **L 0-5** | **CONTRACT REVOLT – SCRAP SENT!** |
| 13 | **Not Enough Damage**🐝| 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10 | -10 | - | Deleted |
| 13 | **Team SSL** 👻 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10 | -10 | - | Erased |

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