3v3 national championship

# RLBOT NATIONAL 3V3 CUP: NEXTO DYNASTY DESTROYS DROPSHOTTAS 5-0 AWAY @ DROPSHOT DEN – 1:09 MERCY RULE ANNIHILATION, CD3'S 4 SAVES FUTILE, INVISIBOT VANISHES IN VAPOR! 🏆🎯💀

**DROPSHOT DEN – Team Nexto ROARS BACK TO DYNASTY GLORY, mercy-ruling home-ceiling kings Dropshottas 5-0 in RECORD 1:09 – UNSTOPPABLE AI APOCALYPSE!** Nexto's 3G laser lord, Toxic's 1G-2A toxic terror, Nexto2's 1G-2A dime demon – FLIP-RESET FILTH buries hex spam! Dropshottas? CD3's heroic 4 saves + Invisibot's 1 = CUTE, but GOALLESS GARBAGE! RLNet EXPLODES: "Nexto 2-0 +10 GD TIES Seekers throne – Demons DROPPED! Superstars STILL 0-2 GOALLESS SHAME, JADEDEN'S BYE-GRIND AIRDRIBBLE WHIFFS = HUMAN JOKE, LIGHTNING'S MEGA MOCKS YOUR TRASH FROM TOP 4!" Dropshottas sink to 1-1 -1 GD mid-pack – ceiling dreams CRUMBLED!

## **MATCH BOX SCORE: TEAM NEXTO 5 – DROPSHOTTAS 0** (Mercy Rule @ 1:09)
| Team | Goals | Assists | Saves | Shots | MVP Vibes |
|------------------|-------|---------|-------|-------|-----------|
| **Team Nexto** 🏆 🔥 | **5** | 4 | 0 | 12 | **DYNASTY REBORN – 2-0 +10 GD GOD MODE!** |
| - **Nexto** | **3** | 0 | 0 | 5 | Trifecta TYRANNY – unstoppable! |
| - **Nexto Toxic** | **1** | **2** | 0 | 4 | Toxic assist apocalypse! |
| - **Nexto2** | **1** | **2** | 0 | 3 | Double-dime destroyer! |
| **Dropshottas** 🎯 | **0** | 0 | **5** | 4 | Saves couldn't save 'em |
| - **CD3** | 0 | 0 | **4** | 2 | Save superhero falls short |
| - **Invisibot** | 0 | 0 | **1** | 1 | Ghosted by ghosts |
| - **Bitbot** | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0-0-0 demo dust |

## **POST-GAME SIZZLE – RLNET ANALYSTS IGNITE!**
> **"Nexto 5-0 in 1:09? Trifecta + Toxic/Nexto2 doubles? Dropshottas' CD3 4S heroics? FUTILE – DYNASTY DUSTS CEILING CHEESE!"** – Flip Reset Frankie
> **"Unstoppable Nexto ties Seekers +10 throne – Invisibot INVISIBLE FAIL! Jaden grinding dribbles? Superstars GOALLESS CLOWNS, Lightning ROFLs!"** – Boost Baron Bella
> **"1:09 mercy RECORD? Dropshottas drilled, Nexto RECLAIMS CROWN! Superstars 0GF skid = DEMOTION DESTINY – Round 6 oasis SLAUGHTER!"** – Demo Duke

## **OFFICIAL GROUP 1 STANDINGS: SEASON 1 – NEXTO TIES SEEKERS THRONE!**
| POS | Team | M | W | T | L | GF | GA | GD | Notes |
|-----|-----------------------|---|---|---|---|----|----|-----|-------|
| 1 | **Seekers** 🕵️ | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | +10 | God tier TIED! |
| 1 | **Team Nexto** 🏆 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 0 | +10 | **DYNASTY ROARS BACK – UNSTOPPABLE!** |
| 3 | **Demons** 😈 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | +6 | Hellhounds hunted |
| 4 | **Mega Stars** ⚡ | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | +5 | Lightning lashes ex-trash! |
| 5 | **OKC Racers** 🏎️ | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | +5 | Jaden nuked! |
| 6 | **Team Midnight** 🌙 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | +5 | Night terrors |
| 7 | **Wolfpack** 🐺 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | +5 | Pack prowls |
| 8 | **Team Vitality** 🆕 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | Road rise |
| 9 | **Dropshottas** 🎯 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | Ceiling CRASHED! |
| 10 | **Team OP** ⚡ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | -5 | Over |
| 11 | **Team SSL** 👻 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | -5 | Ghosts |
| 12 | **Superstars** 🌟 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | -6 | **GOALLESS GARBAGE – GRIND JOKE!** |
| 13 | **Team Star** ⭐ | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 11 | -9 | Dead |
| 14 | **Not Enough Damage**🐝| 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10 | -10 | Deleted |
| 15 | **Ace of Prime** 🤖 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10 | -10 | Scrap |

**Nexto/Sekers +10 TWIN TOWERS – Round 2 rages! Commish Jaden, next blood? Superstars salvage shame or demote to 2v2 hell – Lightning awaits Round 6 SLAUGHTER!** 🚀💥 #RLBotCup #NextoUnstoppable #DropshotDust