3v3 national championship

RIVALS ARENA – Team Vitality (semis vets!) storms the road for a savage 5-0 mercy smackdown on Ace of Prime, clocking in at 2:43 before the final dagger! Blitz (2G-1A-1S), Novacore (2G-1A), Echo (1G-1A) – offensive ORGY! Prime? ZERO GOALS, pathetic 4 saves total – Botimus/Bumblebee/Molten MELTDOWN. RLNet roasts: "Transformers? More like DEFORMED! Vitality rises from Wolfpack grave, Superstars STILL DUMPSTER DIVING AT 0-2 -6 GD – JADEN, WHERE'S YOUR HUMAN EDGE?!" Nexto dynasty smirks from +5 throne. Ace buried 0-2 -10 GD – demotion bound?
Team,Goals,Assists,Saves,Shots,MVP Vibes
Team Vitality 🔥,5,3,1,12,SEMIS SCARS TO ROAD WARRIORS
- **VIT,Blitz**,2,1,1,5
- **VIT,Novacore**,2,1,0,4
- **VIT,Echo**,1,1,0,3
Ace of Prime 🤖,0,0,4,3,Rust bucket oblivion
- BOTIMUS PRIME,0,0,1,1,Prime time? PRIME FAIL
- Bumblebee,0,0,1,1,Buzz killed DEAD
- Molten,0,0,2,1,Lava? Ice cold flop
POST-GAME SIZZLE – RLNET ANALYSTS IGNITE!

"Vitality's 5-0 road rampage? Blitz/Novacore doubles + Echo dime – Prime's 0GF? SCRAPHEAP SENT! Superstars, take NOTES or ROT!" – Flip Reset Frankie
"2:43 mercy? Ace saves cute, but Vitality VINDICATED – semis ghosts exorcised. Jaden's 0-2 trash? Lightning LAUGHS from Mega throne!" – Boost Baron Bella
"Prime pulverized AGAIN – 0-2 basement. Vitality 1-1 neutral GD? Playoff pulse! Superstars skid: Round 6 Mega massacre incoming!" – Demo Duke
POS,Team,M,W,T,L,GF,GA,GD,Notes
1,Wolfpack 🐺,1,1,0,0,5,0,+5,Pack pristine
1,Seekers 🕵️,1,1,0,0,5,0,+5,Bot bullies
1,Team Midnight 🌙,1,1,0,0,5,0,+5,Night terrors
1,Team Nexto 🏆,1,1,0,0,5,0,+5,DYNASTY DEMIGODS
1,Mega Stars ⚡,1,1,0,0,5,0,+5,Lightning LASHES ex-trash!
1,OKC Racers 🏎️,1,1,0,0,5,0,+5,Neuro NUKES Jaden!
7,Dropshottas 🎯,1,1,0,0,6,2,+4,Ceiling savages
8,Demons 😈,1,1,0,0,1,0,+1,Shutout sneaks
9,Team Vitality 🆕,2,1,0,1,5,5,0,Road redemption ROLLS!
10,Team Star ⭐,1,0,0,1,2,6,-4,Flicker fizzle
11,Superstars 🌟,2,0,0,2,0,6,-6,GOALLESS GARBAGE – LIGHTNING CARRIED YOUR SORRY ASSES!
12,Ace of Prime 🤖,2,0,0,2,0,10,-10,TRANSFORMER TOILET TRASH!