Limki Boys VS fan 2009 2:3
last year - 5/5/2024 8:11 PM GMT-3
Final Score: 3:2
Goal Scorers: Rodrigo (2), Marcus (1), Marcus (OG), Hilkesh (1)
Report:
The merciless iced east winds knived them; the ice was slick. 8 bursting bobbles waddled out onto the pitch (most notably Xerxes Limki). Xerxes stepped out; the whole crowd was watching him in awe of his large stature. In what cold clockwork of the stars and the nations was he the hand pointing that second? Xerxes stepped up, launching his bobble ‘but nothing happen[ed]’. Suddenly, all the bobbles sprung into action, bashing barbarically into one other. ‘Bobble to the right of them, bobble to the left of them’, said one enthralled spectator. Soon after, the Jerry Yates fan 2009 bobbles found the back of the net, following a heroic nutmeg through Xerxes Limki’s thick, tender thighs. Limki, guilty of his tragic mistake, lay there, pondering whether all great Neptune’s oceans will wash his hands clean. Hilkesh ‘died hereafter’ following Xerxes tragic mistake with Xerxes becoming the beneficiary of Hilky’s orphaned bobbles. Alas, the referee stopped for no bobble, and Limki’s cute, adorable face could not convince the ref to change his mind. Play resumed at Limki’s Pleasure and Leisure Land. The fierce contest between the two great rivals steamed on like a damned juggernaut. In an instant, the scoreline sped to 2:2. Tensions sizzled in the steamy stadium - perhaps xerxes was stripping, in raw-seamed hot khaki? Ultimately, the Jerry Yates fan 2009 prevailed, confidently dispatching the Limki Lad, and sending the Limkos ‘back to the covert of the willow tree.’
‘And though Xerxes came back
his mother never spoke again
in his presence. They treated him
as though he no longer existed’
Beatrice Garland (a diehard fan of the Limki Lads)
- editors note - Xerxes limki pulled the fatest shitter ever, he literally missed the ball mulitple times and missed 3 easy goals, he had an ape like fury yet he was not the serpent underneath, hilkesh my MOTM