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📰 POSTGAME HEADLINES

“Pacers Shock the League – Top-Seed Terminators Stunned in Game 1”
“Jaden and Verdant show why they’re still built for the postseason.”
“Perfect season? Gone. Time to survive.”

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📊 Game Leaders

Pacers
• Jaden: 2 Goals, 1 Assist – Clutch gene activated.
• Verdant: 1 Goal, 1 Assist – That veteran playoff IQ.
• Role player: Game-winning goal again? He’s becoming a folk hero.

Terminators
• Pump Jr.: 2 Goals – Kept them in it.
• Pumpkinman7000: 0 Goals, 1 Assist – Rare off-night on the biggest stage.

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🎤 Pumpkinman7000 – Postgame Interview

“We didn’t execute like we normally do. We gave them way too many second chances. Back to the drawing board… we gotta regroup and make sure it doesn’t happen again. We’ve come too far to fold now.”

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🧊 Analysis from Lyon Skies – “The Lost Days” LIVE After Game 1

“It’s poetic… the same team that started this league’s modern dynasty just walked into the lion’s den and handed the best team in the league a fat L. The Pacers are not afraid. And Jaden? That man smells legacy.”