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[Intro music fades]
“Yo yo yo… welcome back to The Lost Days. I’m your host, Lyon Skies, and today… we’re talkin’ about a rookie who just burned down the league’s history books in one night.”

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🗣️ Segment: SLASH ZONE

“8 goals. Eight. EIGHT. Let that sit.
Only three players have ever done more than 7 in a game—Collin, Jaden… and now? Slash.
Rookie. Hungry. Not playin’ around.”

“What impressed me wasn’t just the scoring. It was the way he moved out there. Reading the pitch. Ghosting defenders. He’s not just launching and praying—he’s surgical. That’s the sign of someone who’s gonna be around for a while.”

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🔥 Clipped Wings?

“Now let’s talk about that Clippers loss to the Pacers… whew. I said it last week: Pacers might not be at full strength all year, but never count out Jaden and Verdant. The pass from Verdant in OT? Straight-up vintage championship chemistry.”

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🏁 Playoff Implications

“Terminators are locked in at the 1.
Bucks just snatched the 2-seed.
Clippers drop to 3.
And the Kings? Watch. Out. They’re storming in with momentum—and a cold-blooded rookie named Slash.”

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[Outro music fades in]
“That’s it from me. Next episode, we’ll talk playoff matchups, Jetson’s return, and my early MVC shortlist. Stay sharp, stay flying—Skies out.”