RLS

1. Phoenix Suns – “KD made a statement. You shut out a team 7-0 on your first drive? That’s elite territory. Beckwith Park is now a no-fly zone.”
2. Warriors – “My son Lyon Jr. handled business like a Skies should. Three goals, an assist, and a save? All while breaking in Wasteland as temp turf? Respect.”
3. Terminators – “Pump Jr. and Pumpkinman7000 survived a scare from Curry, but still iced it in OT. The chemistry’s real.”
4. Clippers – “Sharp and Rocketon didn’t just win—they clamped the Hows. This team’s got edge.”
5. Rockets – “Lillard’s debut was a blowtorch. Six goals, three assists—rookie or not, that’s ridiculous.”

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MVP Watch (Early Leaders):
• Kevin Durant (Suns) – “Early front-runner. Five goals, one assist, one save—he did it all.”
• Lillard (Rockets) – “If the rook keeps dropping six a game, we might be talking MVP and ROTY.”
• Lyon Skies Jr. (Warriors) – “You can feel the bloodline. Smart touches, calculated strikes. He’s got that Skies IQ.”
• Collin (Bucks) – “Tough Week 1 loss, but the 4-goal effort keeps him in the hunt.”